genderfluidintake:

judgejudyofficial:

teaboot:

hypallepse:

neeetsocks:

no language should be mocked other than french

Birds is “oiseaux” in French.

No letter is pronunced the way it should.

And there are seven of them.

ITS PRONOUNCED “WAZO” AND YES, I WILL DIE MAD ABOUT IT

oiseaux hits every vowel in the french alphabet and manages to only be pronounced with 2 goddamn syllables

got vowels coming out the oiseaux

namiisreallygay:

When your adhd is acting up while you’re trying to read so you have to read the same paragraph 5 times to actually absorb anything

smallscout:

i couldn’t rest until i made this

souryellows:

when ur washing raspberries and they fill with water and u sip it and feel like a gentle woodland elf reblog if u agree

targuzzler:

sarcasticguitarguy:

targuzzler:

never understood people who let candy melt in their mouth. ill bite down on a damn jolly rancher because i lack the patience 

It’s like a dishwasher

i dont understand even a little bit thank you

cursedcatimages:

heywriters:

misfireish:

96 yr old: You know how your parents probably say things like, “you were BORN with the internet, you don’t know what it’s like to live without!”

Me: yeah

96 yr old: Well, my parents said that to me about electricity.

I once made the mistake of asking a 96yo lady what she liked to watch on tv as a kid and she got a good laugh out of that before saying loudly, “I REMEMBER WHEN RADIO WAS INVENTED.”